Why yes I am feeling very meme-like today

[szm]

Gakked from crystalshard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Szm!

1. The difference between szm and a village is that szm does not have a church.
2. Szm can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
3. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only szm.
4. Szm has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
5. The average duration of sexual

Comments

[crystalshard]

I like 2 and 9. That's quite a lot of satellites.

[szm]

What can I say, I'm popular. I get funny looks in Tescos though.

[nnwest]

I dunno why I love this meme so much. It's just like a completely cracked game of MadLibs!

There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting szm.
That's an impressive f-list/list of stalkers, right there. ;)

[nightporters]

Sexual intercourse may only last two minutes but every second counts! Either that or you've not found the right person yet!