Why yes I am feeling very meme-like today

[szm]

Gakked from crystalshard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Szm!

1. The difference between szm and a village is that szm does not have a church.
2. Szm can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
3. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only szm.
4. Szm has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for szm is two minutes.
6. Snow White's coffin was made of szm.
7. Szm is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
8. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as szm.
9. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting szm.
10. Szm will always turn right when leaving a cave.

I'm quite upset about 5. But the idea of Cleopatra dressing up as me kinda makes up for it.