Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 part 10

[szaleniec1000]

In this update, Harry and Hermione dispense relationship advice. Yes, this really belongs towards the end of the final chapter. I don't think.

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[sickbritkid2]

Just as he thought the annoying redundancy couldn't possibly get any more annoyingly redundant, szaleniec1000 came across the most annoying redundancy yet.
"This is annoyingly redundant," he said with annoyance at the redundancy.
The redundancy was annoyingly redundant. Therefore, its redundancy was annoying.

"I understand your dissatisfied complaint," replied SickBritKid, his sympathy towards szaleniec's situation evoking a sympathetic reaction, "Allow my to direct you to the Redundant Department of Redundancy Department. Perhaps they might be able to address your dissatisfaction towards this fanfic's tendency to repeat itself, also known as redundancy."

I threw in a few references to how the narrator has this tendency toward Don't Explain the Joke, where Neil basically spells out everything letter by letter, assuming his readers are drooling mongoloids.

This fanfic's idiocy is seriously giving me the urge to crack open a copy of The Blah Story. From what I heard, they have similar lengths!

On an unrelated note: I have an idea for your next sporking once you've finished with Hogwarts Exposed.

How about Legacy of the Force: Revelation by Karen Traviss? Or any other of her Star Wars novels? That way, you could break into sporking Profic as well as find a worthy successor to this load of...shite.

[szaleniec1000]

I threw in a few references to how the narrator has this tendency toward Don't Explain the Joke, where Neil basically spells out everything letter by letter, assuming his readers are drooling mongoloids.

See also: Halcyon, who does this to JKR's jokes when he plagiarises them. Though it's particularly important for jokes, I'd generalise it to say that anything the reader can infer doesn't need to be directly stated. In my example, Harry telling Ginny that he thought it was her day off shows us that it would normally have been her day off and that he's surprised to see her without actually having to tell us.

On an unrelated note: I have an idea for your next sporking once you've finished with Hogwarts Exposed.

How about Legacy of the Force: Revelation by Karen Traviss? Or any other of her Star Wars novels? That way, you could break into sporking Profic as well as find a worthy successor to this load of...shite.

That might not be a bad idea. I've already got some stuff lined up for the gap between Exposed and Too Exposed, though. I want to mix things up without losing too much momentum.

[sith_droideka]

Any chance we'll know what they're ahead of time?