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First of all to start off...It snowed about 12 inches in 10 hours last night/this morning. And now I'm sweaty, freezing cold and pissed. My sorry excuse for an apartment complex doesn't plow until fucking 12:00 noon. I got stuck in the PARKING LOT this morning at 9:17am so I couldn't take Joe to work, someone with 4 wheel drive had to come pick him up. So I had to cancel my massage for today, and sit here at home with nothing to do. I apparently can only pick up my check from Barnes Research between 3pm and 5pm on Fridays, well, I just spent the last hour digging my car out with my feet, hands and an ice scraper, and STILL can't get out of the parking lot, so Barnes will be mailing out my paycheck and the way the mailman comes like 3 times a week to this GOD FORSAKEN apartment complex...who KNOWS when I'll get my paycheck! and I'm so fucking pissed because some lady pulls up to me and says, "I think they like, have shovels? in the office that you can like....borrow?" and everything she said was a fucking question? with the upward inflection? so I say, 'thanks,' wipe my sweaty brow and head over to the office, well it says on the locked door "Went to Shovel out Southview 3:15pm" could someone PLEASE tell me why the leasing agent at my complex is shoveling out another complex and not this one?! Cut to about 3:45 or so, Kristie is back and she has two shovels in her car and all she can say is "OMG dooooon't do it, don't go out there! Don't you know that the police are saying to stay off the roads?" and I say, "Well, I need to go get my paycheck, or else I won't have any money until god knows when. Can I borrow a shovel please?" So I start shoveling my car out, the goddamn plow crammed about 2 and a half tons of snow down underneath my car this morning, so my wheels couldn't even SPIN they were so stuck. So, I'm shoveling out behind my car and in the meanwhile this gold monte carlo is pulling in (or trying to pull in) to a parking space, so I'm shoveling you know, so I can have some rocking room back behind my car and, well, I step forward and really cram the shovel into the snow...because by now, really, who cares about being pretty.....and lift up, and as I do so, my left foot slides forward and I slip and fall face first into this MASSIVE pile of snow, and as I'm standing up and getting my bearings/brushing off...this fucking GIGANTIC asshole rolls his window down just to say, "Oh, haha, hey, I SAW that! HA!" as the high and mighty prick is pulling into his parking spot with no problems. I cannot wait to get out of this fucking dump of white trash assholes and wife beaters.