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Jan 26, 2006 16:53

so... here's some news

im going in for some really complicated surgery tomorrow. oh dont fret too much its not TOO serious. not super life threatening or anything however... it could turn out bad.

anyways here's whats going on while on the table;

im going to have my balls and penis chopped off,
having a vagina made for me,
all of my body hair removed cept for my bush (so i can shave fun things),
im going to get some Double D boob implants (just like Jills)... [cause i wanna only be able to see tits, so ya know if im all depressed an shit i can be like "woah, those are some nice big titties!", then ill be happy],
and after all that all heals im getting my new vag lips all fucking pierced up like the Sarlac Pit from Return of the Jedi ....

im going to be the prettiest gurl in skool!!! then of course ill have YOUR abortion [and yea ill keep it in a jar locked in a safe, oh dont worry ill name them so dont worry]
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