Bad to the Bone...
SIGN IN MR. CASE'S ROOM'S WINDOW:
Herr Case, sprich Deutsch
oder
sprich nicht!
(Mr. Case, speak German or don't speak!)
We have the last hour lunch, which means after you've spent 1.50 on a sandwich, they haul out all the extras, and you eat them grudgingly for free. The only down side to this is that they give them five minutes before class, and you aren't allowed to take them out of the cafeteria. Allowed. *Ahem*:
HIM: Henry, you know how they put out the sandwiches?
ME: Yes. (I pat my over-sized pocket conspicuously)
HIM: (Laughs, holds up a barbecue rib) I got two (Pats pocket too).
ME: Oh man, I knew I should have grabbed more.
*The Great Escape theme song plays*
MOM: What are you eating?
ME: Found it.
MOM: Really now? Found it?
ME: Yeah, don't worry. The neighborhood has a protective covenant against dropping bad food on the ground.
Henry
Herr Case, sprich Deutsch
oder
sprich nicht!
(Mr. Case, speak German or don't speak!)
We have the last hour lunch, which means after you've spent 1.50 on a sandwich, they haul out all the extras, and you eat them grudgingly for free. The only down side to this is that they give them five minutes before class, and you aren't allowed to take them out of the cafeteria. Allowed. *Ahem*:
HIM: Henry, you know how they put out the sandwiches?
ME: Yes. (I pat my over-sized pocket conspicuously)
HIM: (Laughs, holds up a barbecue rib) I got two (Pats pocket too).
ME: Oh man, I knew I should have grabbed more.
*The Great Escape theme song plays*
MOM: What are you eating?
ME: Found it.
MOM: Really now? Found it?
ME: Yeah, don't worry. The neighborhood has a protective covenant against dropping bad food on the ground.
Henry