me+gyno=excitment (sense the sarcasm)
I get a great surprise tomorrow...
It is called the gyno. I am not sure who the hell came up with the idea that putting a mascara wand in your genital area is a great way to test for cancer...but they did. And now I get to go through that torture tomorrow. Wooha. The only thing I will say, Is that right after I am done and the doctor leaves the room, I seriously lay there and say to myself" this is the furthest possible moment from your next exam." When I am satisfied, I get up and dressed again...
So I am contemplating new hair. (I know it is a constant thing with me.) I am looking forward to receiving the pretty pink dreads that Donna is making for me! I think I am going to grow back the sides of my hair and get rid of the mohawk...
I had a 4 hour conversation with Ben (Stitch) a couple weeks ago and he helped me make the decision...
If only I could just get some damn extensions. I swear we need to kidnap black people and bring them to SLC to get some cool hair shops here.
It's the only way.
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It is called the gyno. I am not sure who the hell came up with the idea that putting a mascara wand in your genital area is a great way to test for cancer...but they did. And now I get to go through that torture tomorrow. Wooha. The only thing I will say, Is that right after I am done and the doctor leaves the room, I seriously lay there and say to myself" this is the furthest possible moment from your next exam." When I am satisfied, I get up and dressed again...
So I am contemplating new hair. (I know it is a constant thing with me.) I am looking forward to receiving the pretty pink dreads that Donna is making for me! I think I am going to grow back the sides of my hair and get rid of the mohawk...
I had a 4 hour conversation with Ben (Stitch) a couple weeks ago and he helped me make the decision...
If only I could just get some damn extensions. I swear we need to kidnap black people and bring them to SLC to get some cool hair shops here.
It's the only way.
x