NY Resolution: Become versed in Ebonics.
okay, well sometimes. I feel sorry for Jimmy. He literally sits half a foot away from me..and when we are dead at work, like today, I do dumb shit to amuse myself.
Well kids, this website (http://www.urbandictionary.com/) I found has literally had me in tears from laughter.
It is ALL about ebonics..from a-z. Might I say that I had no idea what so many things meant in rap songs. Had I known, I would have been on the floor laughing my ass off. I simply cannot take the shit seriously.
Here is a sampler of what you may not know..but perhaps you have always wanted to know. My favorite are the examples of how you, too, can use your new hip ebonic slang!
1. Chickenhead Nuggets
The bastard children of urban crackwhores often concieved by the common work hazards of hooking to support a crack addiction
"I was driving through the projects, and the street was full of Chickenhead Nuggets"
2. chickenhead lez a)A part of lesbian typology referring to a lesbian with close cropped hair and glasses.
Resulting in a chicken like appearance .
b) a lesbian who gices head to men
"Look at that lesbian she is a chickenhead lez"
3.A Golden Ticket 66 up, 4 down
Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
"Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!"
I seriously just pissed my pants laughing.
Well kids, this website (http://www.urbandictionary.com/) I found has literally had me in tears from laughter.
It is ALL about ebonics..from a-z. Might I say that I had no idea what so many things meant in rap songs. Had I known, I would have been on the floor laughing my ass off. I simply cannot take the shit seriously.
Here is a sampler of what you may not know..but perhaps you have always wanted to know. My favorite are the examples of how you, too, can use your new hip ebonic slang!
1. Chickenhead Nuggets
The bastard children of urban crackwhores often concieved by the common work hazards of hooking to support a crack addiction
"I was driving through the projects, and the street was full of Chickenhead Nuggets"
2. chickenhead lez a)A part of lesbian typology referring to a lesbian with close cropped hair and glasses.
Resulting in a chicken like appearance .
b) a lesbian who gices head to men
"Look at that lesbian she is a chickenhead lez"
3.A Golden Ticket 66 up, 4 down
Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
"Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!"
I seriously just pissed my pants laughing.