The Fourty-Eight Hour Party, Part One.

[synthaesthetic]

Wow, motherfuckers.
WOW, motherfuckers!
Oh-my-fricken-God. The events of the past few days were just, for lack of better terms, SPONTANEOUS and EXTRAVAGANT. I can honestly say that even I didn't believe I was going to have as much fun as I did...and around my family and my new family (The Woldts) and without my dearest friends. That's not to say

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[alcoholiccunt]

Aww, family bonding over alcohol. Bringin it closer. It sounds like a decent wedding. We needa hang.

"Christians are commanded that alcohol...is good."

[synthaesthetic]

Tehehe, definitely family ties were not to be untied this past weekend. Lol. I was actually a very beautiful and tranquil wedding...Hilary and the maids were clad in very elegant yet simple dressed. And Chelsea had on the ultra hooker-stiletto heels...she bitched about it the whole time after the wedding. The events afterwards, however, were OFF THE HEEZY. Lol. You know that bar on the corner of Irving and Main? With the fun 20s flapper chick on the sign? Called Mabel Murphy's? That's where we went first..and I had two Cap'n Coke drinks there...lol...it was pretty snazzy...and their were two parties going on there...ours and another wedding party. Tehehe, my first bar..I saved the napkin too. :-P

YESSS! Girl, we do need to hang. I miss the IMMACULATE days! :(
Call this, pussy.