Cybersex gone wrong.
Om-gosh.
Here's a conversation from a very disturbed and incorrectly-sexually aroused pedophilic man that my friend and I know. He lives in a shanty cottage on Western St., a few blocks away. And this is our salute to satirical AIM-sex...in this case, actually Yahoo! Messenger sex...but I do have to say, however, that this person wishes to remain anonymous...so, where the colons begin is where the anonymous recipient of the messages speaks. Have fun! And remember, the next time you want to fuck some cyberspace perv, THINK AGAIN.
bigfatloser2006 : do you have an unfullfilled fantasy?
: I believe so.
bigfatloser2006 : wanna tell me ?
: I don't really know it yet.
bigfatloser2006 : well you should come up with something so i can help you out
bigfatloser2006 : if you think of something you really want to try i probably will be up for it
DeELyIsUMaD: sickk, he's bustin' the cocky..
: omg lol im gunna bust this
: watch
: this is graet.
: Well what about trying fecal and golden showers?
: lol shitting and pissing
: eeeeeew
bigfatloser2006 : ok ill try golden showers...fecal um maybe
: Dude, sick.
: He is so nastay.
: like, get him outtt.
: im so sorry he lives around the corner lol.
: thats crazy.
DeELyIsUMaD: LOL!
: he said hed bust the pee and shit.
: I think I'm gunna be sickly.
DeELyIsUMaD: omg, it's time to make a journal entry.
: Lol
: what the fuck lol
: whatd you say to him
bigfatloser2006 : nope thought about golden showrs though
: SIICK.
bigfatloser2006 : well what would you like to happen?
: HUh?
: ?
: SICK!
bigfatloser2006 : you want to be pee on or the one peeing or ...
DeELyIsUMaD: loL!!
: YUAK!!
Here's a conversation from a very disturbed and incorrectly-sexually aroused pedophilic man that my friend and I know. He lives in a shanty cottage on Western St., a few blocks away. And this is our salute to satirical AIM-sex...in this case, actually Yahoo! Messenger sex...but I do have to say, however, that this person wishes to remain anonymous...so, where the colons begin is where the anonymous recipient of the messages speaks. Have fun! And remember, the next time you want to fuck some cyberspace perv, THINK AGAIN.
bigfatloser2006 : do you have an unfullfilled fantasy?
: I believe so.
bigfatloser2006 : wanna tell me ?
: I don't really know it yet.
bigfatloser2006 : well you should come up with something so i can help you out
bigfatloser2006 : if you think of something you really want to try i probably will be up for it
DeELyIsUMaD: sickk, he's bustin' the cocky..
: omg lol im gunna bust this
: watch
: this is graet.
: Well what about trying fecal and golden showers?
: lol shitting and pissing
: eeeeeew
bigfatloser2006 : ok ill try golden showers...fecal um maybe
: Dude, sick.
: He is so nastay.
: like, get him outtt.
: im so sorry he lives around the corner lol.
: thats crazy.
DeELyIsUMaD: LOL!
: he said hed bust the pee and shit.
: I think I'm gunna be sickly.
DeELyIsUMaD: omg, it's time to make a journal entry.
: Lol
: what the fuck lol
: whatd you say to him
bigfatloser2006 : nope thought about golden showrs though
: SIICK.
bigfatloser2006 : well what would you like to happen?
: HUh?
: ?
: SICK!
bigfatloser2006 : you want to be pee on or the one peeing or ...
DeELyIsUMaD: loL!!
: YUAK!!