Fraknuts!

[synabetic]

Howdy ho, peoples!

Today's ORCUSVILLE deals with Orcus and Velia's talk following the season 4 premiere of Battlestar Galactica. Just click on this snip to enjoy Many Copies, One Beard:

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[thallium]

[synabetic]

After seeing this, I talked to Sharon about the need to make more babies so we can have an excuse to use one of these wonderful things.

Sadly, we are probably not having any more children. This means I will have to conscript / impress a legion of Imperial babies from others.

[thallium]

This alone is the sole reason I would ever have kids.

[synabetic]

Yes. Lest I steal it for my Imperious Army.

Muahahahahahaaaa!

ETA: HA! I read it as "never" not "ever". Now that's funny... :)

[thallium]

either/or - I AIN'T HAVING ANY!

[synabetic]

You hear that?

It's my Imperious Grand Army of Imperious Awesome crying.

[thallium]

Awww. I imagine my kids would be cool as hell though. Probably with Star Wars-related names and shit. But still, NO!

[synabetic]

They're crying... from the future. Search your feelings-- you know it to be true!