Christians are the spice of my life
Walking down yonge street on a swell monday afternoon, i was handed a flyer that said the following in caps:
YOU ARE TOO SEXY.
and on the reverse
JESUS CAN HELP with a smiley face and a cross
It appears after a brief affair with cinematography in Passion of the Christ and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Jesus became another washed up straight to dvd movie star. Disillusioned by the Hollywood-ian glitz and glamour, Jesus spent a couple years on anti-depressants before his trusty manager and long time friend (probably Morgan Freeman) suggested he try his hand at reality TV. And thus HEAL ME JESUS the makeover show was born.
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Dressed from head to toe in Armani robes, Jesus now ambushes random women on the streets of buzzing metropolises and offers them a one way ticket to fashion salvation, an A-list spot in the high fashion district of heaven.
I. Am. So flattered.
I need to repent my combat-booted short-skirted big-breasted sins.
WHERE DO I SIGN UP MOtHERFUCKERS.
YOU ARE TOO SEXY.
and on the reverse
JESUS CAN HELP with a smiley face and a cross
It appears after a brief affair with cinematography in Passion of the Christ and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Jesus became another washed up straight to dvd movie star. Disillusioned by the Hollywood-ian glitz and glamour, Jesus spent a couple years on anti-depressants before his trusty manager and long time friend (probably Morgan Freeman) suggested he try his hand at reality TV. And thus HEAL ME JESUS the makeover show was born.
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Dressed from head to toe in Armani robes, Jesus now ambushes random women on the streets of buzzing metropolises and offers them a one way ticket to fashion salvation, an A-list spot in the high fashion district of heaven.
I. Am. So flattered.
I need to repent my combat-booted short-skirted big-breasted sins.
WHERE DO I SIGN UP MOtHERFUCKERS.