Your Girl Parts Are Named:
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*phone rings*

"Greenwich Civic Center"
"Hello. Is this the Greenwich Civic Center?"
"..... Yes?"
"Where is the nearest Western Union?"

..... My boss told me to hang up on her.

(PS one of the workmen here this morning knocked a light cover off the ceiling and handed it to me. Gee, Thanks!)

There is.

A CRICKET.

insidethewallwhereiwork.

On what planet does the phrase "i dunno, my daughter have a soccer ball" mean "I would like to know more about the soccer program run by OGRCC. Do you know if their classes are held here or at a nearby field ( Read more... )

Apparently I'm both invisible and blind and probably also deaf ( Read more... )

First, it is 4am.
That is my preface.

yesteb twisted my arm and was like leave the house, asshat so we went to the 10:30pm showing of World Trade Center. We watched previews for at least three STAR-STUDDED upcoming movies and our jaws dropped thinking of how many times we would be coming back to the theatre in the fall ( Read more... )

angry_amy.

Are. You. Serious.

I met you. In person. In REAL LIFE OMG. And you were not NEARLY as totally insane as you let on in your journal. We ate fries together! How could you not have let on something as huge as your ABSURD LUNACY.

I can't even make sentences right now explaining why I think you've lost your goddamn mind. BUT IT AIN'T NEW.


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TAGS ONLY REGISTER TO ?skip=100 ???????

SAY IT AINT SO, LIVEJOURNAL.

"Where'd that cupcake come from, hon ( Read more... )

Note:

There's is a complete stranger shovelling the snow and hail from my driveway.

A good samaritan?
A bored good samaritan?