I laughed outloud at least five times.
Apple iPad release introduction

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Hahaha, from bestweekever

5. Britney v. K-Fed. Two of the dumbest celebrities on earth decide that they don’t want to be married anymore. Only, the idiotic pop star was smart enough to hire some brilliant attorneys, leaving K-Fed on the streets with only his cornrows to feed him. Oh, and then she effed everything up by turning into a raging slut. ( Read more... )

LOL

LOL One of the mothers that comes and drops her kid off at preschool here every day just got totally run over by a tricycle.

It wasnt me. I swear.
Where the hell is the tricycle icon tekalpha made me that time? HELLO PERFECT MUCH?

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So.
Like.

Did I ever post this?


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"I will probably, well, not talk to you later, but speak with your voicemail again sometime soon."

HAHAHAH SO TRUE.

LOL!!!

Today I said, with all sincerity, "I'm sorry. I didn't get that memo."

AND IT WAS TRUE.