The criminal hideout that is my life.

[sydbristow]

Long time no post, apparently ... it's exceedingly easy to lose track of time in this town. What feels like a week is often less than a day, and vice versa. Must remember to finally corner the expatriate and get this explained. In the meantime, have just dismissed the three field agents who just beat down the door of my hotel in mad mid-search

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[cole_turner]

Is demon...Cole Turner

Didn't hear you complaining before.

[sydbristow]

By the time I realized what was going on, I could only complain like "YES! RIGHT THERE! Mmmm, FLAMING BALLS OF @&*^&%!" Mixed messages, really.

[oliverpike]

*frowns*

[sydbristow]

He conned me into thinking he was going to buy my appliances. I was used! That's how it really happened.

Besides, he's getting married anyways. Couldn't care less.

[oliverpike]

It's all good, baby. I could never stay mad at a chick as hot as you.

[cole_turner]

I was married at the time, Sydney.

*wicked grin*