"that's the last time i drink any of your car product"

Mar 15, 2005 15:30

over the last few days i have aquired some valuable information spreading over a variety of topics that i think will benefit everyone to know. so here it is.

1. you can only say racial slurs if you have slept with someone of that race.

2. the are 6000 microvaginas inside of a vagina. there a 5999 in a person with downsyndrome.

3. guys do not have 6000 microweeners.

4. mike loves stuffies.

5. marc dissapoints me.

6. cats get fucked up if you blow smoke in its face all day.

thats all the valuable information i have for now.

if anyone has an hershey chocolate bars please donate them to me. i havent been able to eat any smores in like a week. i tried to today with some different type of chocolate and it sucked. help.

good news. for me at least. i will be playing extravaganza this year. the band a day too far needed another guitarist so im gonna play the show with them. check them out on purevolume.

el fin

way to try
i got a line for you from me
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