I have written a poem. It doesn't quite rhyme.

Johnny Weir, Johnny Weir
I need to change my underwearFor you who aren't into this sort of thing - WORLD FIGURE SKATING CHAMPIONSHIP!!!1 ( Read more... )

Jane Birkin is my new fashion icon. I love the sweater-panties-stockings look (like here and here). Actually, I think I'll get a pair of hotpants like that, and then go out in the streets, pretending that I can pull off this kind of outfit.

But these girls sure know how to use stockings properly. Page 107 is beautiful ( Read more... )

I'll soon be off to the dance, my outfit looks frikkin' great and I'll have So Much Fun. Weeeei Jonne, my best girlfriend!

For the rest of you: here is a clip from a video where Hermione gets spanked by Hagrid.

When I come back, I'll make a post about how hot I am.