Xmas Presentus [video] [ooc]
[Suddenly, your video feeds this evening are interrupted by a boy of clearly eastern origin. Pale complexion but far from sickly looking, toned but not overly muscular, wearing a white gi, his head is shaven with the exception of a black top-knot, ...you may perhaps recognize him as Prince Poo. If not, you can at least tell he has some nice eyes.]
Is it recording...? [He looks away from the computer and someone off-screen is whispering something.] Are you certain this feature has always been here...? [The other person sounds kind of like Jeff.] ...no that is a good idea but...
[Okay, it's introduction time.] ...Okay. Greetings, students and faculty, old friends and new friends. I am Prince Poo of Dalaam. You may find scattered across campus small packages containing baked goods. They are presents from Dalaam, from me to you for this holiday season. Please take them.
I have decided to enroll in classes and further my studies... when they resume, of course. I will be staying in B-E-NINE with Luigi. And I will, as I have before, be freely offering Mu meditation sessions to those who are interested. I shall warn you it is not for the weak-willed, but until then I hope everyone is enjoying their holiday. I am.
[Jeff. Jeff how do you turn it off. Jeff that is not the right button. Okay there we go, FEED ENDS.]
Gifts From Poo, To:
EVERYONE: Everyone is getting a small cloth sack containing a handful of assorted asian-looking pastries/cookies/snacks. The bow of the sack has a candy cane through it, and mini-card with equally asian-looking scribbles. All of the cooks in Dalaam are getting paid royalties doh ho ho overtime. An addendum: If you are of robotic or digital design, or if it's extremely apparent that you do not possess the ability to consume foods, the sacks instead contain a small bundle of [origami] flowers. These gift bags were either left at your door step or mysteriously found their way into your dorms or other places of living. EVERYONE IS GETTING THEM. AND IF HE CAN'T FIND YOU he will find someone who will find you. While Poo is very busy with his return combating the school's civil tension with gifts of good will and yuletide cheer, he also did have a few additional gifts in mind for certain someones...
Ness: WHAT IS... customary to get one with a new motor vehicle. Seat covers? AIR FRESHERS? STICKERS? WHEEL COVERS? He settled upon seat covers. They are probably not even the right size but that is okay Ness we can shop for the perfect ones together if that is the case.
Jeff: Jeff you are always difficult to shop for since Poo is technology retarded. Please have a set of bow ties. Now you can have Brawl color palette swaps like all the cool kids.
Paula: He knows you are fond of teddy bears but how could you say no to a bunny?
Tony: Like Jeff, you are also difficult to shop for, but Poo settled on a pack of relaxing winter-themed incense cones.
Maxwell: Dalaamese tea. It has lots of caffeine in it.
Apples Kid: You are getting an especially large sack of baked goods.
Fuel: Bandannas are cool right? They are the hip. Totally the trendy.
Lucas: A Mole Playing Rough skin journal. It is of a tan coloration.
Claus: You get one too, it is more of a brown coloration.
Kumatora: This necklace seemed... very you.
Bob: Ah, how he would have loved to impart you with some calligraphy inks but there is little time for him to do that this year. Instead, he hopes another craft will suffice. There is also a hand written note with seasons greetings and one [1] free mu meditation session at her time and place of choosing.
Knuckles: Please accept my balls, Knuckles. Fondle them gently.
Mac: Poo is not certain if you are a jewelry guy but this necklace, for some reason...
Zelda: You are a lady therefore you need a lady fan.
Sheik: You mysterious ninja you. POO KNOWS NOT WHERE TO FIND YOU but much like last year he leaves his gift, a pair of metal chopsticks in one of those cloth sacks atop one of the school's many roofs in hopes that it may be found.
Luigi: Dearest new roommate! He admittedly does not know much about you yet, but he can tell that green seems to be your color of choice. Perhaps you will find a scarf acceptable.
Gifts to Poo, From:
Amp: Various old and broken utensils.
Andy: Orange striped candy canes glued to... the door of BE-9. What.
Jeff: Cookies. Jeff seriously there had better be some almond cookies in there.
Sasha: A coupon for a date.
Daisy: Cookies and candy canes.
Claus: One [1] really soft fleece scarf and a note that says "Welcome Back!"
Apple Kid: A spatula that sings little jingles about whatever product it is currently being used on.
Kirby: One [1] tomato.
Zelda: Delicious almond rice cookies nomnom.
Lash: Dollar Store Noodles nomnom.
Luigi: A white scarf.
Is it recording...? [He looks away from the computer and someone off-screen is whispering something.] Are you certain this feature has always been here...? [The other person sounds kind of like Jeff.] ...no that is a good idea but...
[Okay, it's introduction time.] ...Okay. Greetings, students and faculty, old friends and new friends. I am Prince Poo of Dalaam. You may find scattered across campus small packages containing baked goods. They are presents from Dalaam, from me to you for this holiday season. Please take them.
I have decided to enroll in classes and further my studies... when they resume, of course. I will be staying in B-E-NINE with Luigi. And I will, as I have before, be freely offering Mu meditation sessions to those who are interested. I shall warn you it is not for the weak-willed, but until then I hope everyone is enjoying their holiday. I am.
[Jeff. Jeff how do you turn it off. Jeff that is not the right button. Okay there we go, FEED ENDS.]
Gifts From Poo, To:
EVERYONE: Everyone is getting a small cloth sack containing a handful of assorted asian-looking pastries/cookies/snacks. The bow of the sack has a candy cane through it, and mini-card with equally asian-looking scribbles. All of the cooks in Dalaam are getting paid royalties doh ho ho overtime. An addendum: If you are of robotic or digital design, or if it's extremely apparent that you do not possess the ability to consume foods, the sacks instead contain a small bundle of [origami] flowers. These gift bags were either left at your door step or mysteriously found their way into your dorms or other places of living. EVERYONE IS GETTING THEM. AND IF HE CAN'T FIND YOU he will find someone who will find you. While Poo is very busy with his return combating the school's civil tension with gifts of good will and yuletide cheer, he also did have a few additional gifts in mind for certain someones...
Ness: WHAT IS... customary to get one with a new motor vehicle. Seat covers? AIR FRESHERS? STICKERS? WHEEL COVERS? He settled upon seat covers. They are probably not even the right size but that is okay Ness we can shop for the perfect ones together if that is the case.
Jeff: Jeff you are always difficult to shop for since Poo is technology retarded. Please have a set of bow ties. Now you can have Brawl color palette swaps like all the cool kids.
Paula: He knows you are fond of teddy bears but how could you say no to a bunny?
Tony: Like Jeff, you are also difficult to shop for, but Poo settled on a pack of relaxing winter-themed incense cones.
Maxwell: Dalaamese tea. It has lots of caffeine in it.
Apples Kid: You are getting an especially large sack of baked goods.
Fuel: Bandannas are cool right? They are the hip. Totally the trendy.
Lucas: A Mole Playing Rough skin journal. It is of a tan coloration.
Claus: You get one too, it is more of a brown coloration.
Kumatora: This necklace seemed... very you.
Bob: Ah, how he would have loved to impart you with some calligraphy inks but there is little time for him to do that this year. Instead, he hopes another craft will suffice. There is also a hand written note with seasons greetings and one [1] free mu meditation session at her time and place of choosing.
Knuckles: Please accept my balls, Knuckles. Fondle them gently.
Mac: Poo is not certain if you are a jewelry guy but this necklace, for some reason...
Zelda: You are a lady therefore you need a lady fan.
Sheik: You mysterious ninja you. POO KNOWS NOT WHERE TO FIND YOU but much like last year he leaves his gift, a pair of metal chopsticks in one of those cloth sacks atop one of the school's many roofs in hopes that it may be found.
Luigi: Dearest new roommate! He admittedly does not know much about you yet, but he can tell that green seems to be your color of choice. Perhaps you will find a scarf acceptable.
Gifts to Poo, From:
Amp: Various old and broken utensils.
Andy: Orange striped candy canes glued to... the door of BE-9. What.
Jeff: Cookies. Jeff seriously there had better be some almond cookies in there.
Sasha: A coupon for a date.
Daisy: Cookies and candy canes.
Claus: One [1] really soft fleece scarf and a note that says "Welcome Back!"
Apple Kid: A spatula that sings little jingles about whatever product it is currently being used on.
Kirby: One [1] tomato.
Zelda: Delicious almond rice cookies nomnom.
Lash: Dollar Store Noodles nomnom.
Luigi: A white scarf.