37 - In Which Apple Kid Dispenses Christmas Gifts
Presents in here for Ness, Jeff, Paula, Poo, Knuckles, Tony, Maxwell, Melissa, Kyle Hyde, Slippy, Old D&D Players, aaaaaaaaand Secret Santa AMP.
Ness: A baseball bat hat that has a night-vision function, which enables the wearer to see perfectly in the dark.
Jeff: A glasses case that functions as a wet towel dispenser when you press a button. Where do the towels come from? Nobody knows.
Paula: An ice cream maker that is powered by sunshine, no ice required. Also there is a 13" TV screen on the front.
Poo: He wasn't aware you were back in town so he didn't have a lot of advance notice, so you sort of get whatever he happened to be able to cobble together at the last moment. This marvel of inventiveness? A spatula sings little jingles about whatever product it is currently being used on. (Pancakes! Pancakes are flat and tasty. Everybody loves a pancake. Why don't you have a pancake… today!)
Knuckles: A pair of shoe insoles that give the shoes a light-up (as in the entire shoe glows) function, which can be turned off and on by dancing a few steps of the fox trot.
Tony: A bowtie that has a "in case of abduction, press button" function. Upon pressing the button, Ness and Jeff both get phone calls and the bowtie acts as a telephone.
Maxwell: A box of "instant-wall-in-a-box" for the science wing, since it tends to be demolished rather frequently.
Melissa: A chicken foccacia machine A mechanical bird that can be sent to fly away and deliver short messages and return with a person's answer. Apple Kid basically invented Twitter.
Kyle Hyde: A machine that cleans stains out of clothing. Perfectly. Every time. Even that one wine stain from back in '89. It gets that one out. Apple Kid had to give this away because if he kept it, it would sap all of his powers
Slippy: A hand mirror that can also be used to bake pizzas or cookies or flatbread on its surface. It's convenient?
Old D&D Players (Ganondorf, Jeff, Goombella, Green, Lash, Poo) : Painted miniatures of your characters that also double as remote car starters, so you won't have to go outside to start your car in the snow. You know. For those cars that you all have.
SECRET SANTA Amp: He knows that you're some sort of yellow, electrical mouse. So he made for you a box (about the size of a shoebox) that when shocked with electricity produces a beautiful piece of cheese. From somewhere. It's not certain where. It's best not to think about it. There's a note that comes with the box that reads: "Merry Christmas, from your secret Santa! You should try giving this box a little jolt of electricity! I hope you like it."
Ness: A baseball bat hat that has a night-vision function, which enables the wearer to see perfectly in the dark.
Jeff: A glasses case that functions as a wet towel dispenser when you press a button. Where do the towels come from? Nobody knows.
Paula: An ice cream maker that is powered by sunshine, no ice required. Also there is a 13" TV screen on the front.
Poo: He wasn't aware you were back in town so he didn't have a lot of advance notice, so you sort of get whatever he happened to be able to cobble together at the last moment. This marvel of inventiveness? A spatula sings little jingles about whatever product it is currently being used on. (Pancakes! Pancakes are flat and tasty. Everybody loves a pancake. Why don't you have a pancake… today!)
Knuckles: A pair of shoe insoles that give the shoes a light-up (as in the entire shoe glows) function, which can be turned off and on by dancing a few steps of the fox trot.
Tony: A bowtie that has a "in case of abduction, press button" function. Upon pressing the button, Ness and Jeff both get phone calls and the bowtie acts as a telephone.
Maxwell: A box of "instant-wall-in-a-box" for the science wing, since it tends to be demolished rather frequently.
Melissa: A chicken foccacia machine A mechanical bird that can be sent to fly away and deliver short messages and return with a person's answer. Apple Kid basically invented Twitter.
Kyle Hyde: A machine that cleans stains out of clothing. Perfectly. Every time. Even that one wine stain from back in '89. It gets that one out. Apple Kid had to give this away because if he kept it, it would sap all of his powers
Slippy: A hand mirror that can also be used to bake pizzas or cookies or flatbread on its surface. It's convenient?
Old D&D Players (Ganondorf, Jeff, Goombella, Green, Lash, Poo) : Painted miniatures of your characters that also double as remote car starters, so you won't have to go outside to start your car in the snow. You know. For those cars that you all have.
SECRET SANTA Amp: He knows that you're some sort of yellow, electrical mouse. So he made for you a box (about the size of a shoebox) that when shocked with electricity produces a beautiful piece of cheese. From somewhere. It's not certain where. It's best not to think about it. There's a note that comes with the box that reads: "Merry Christmas, from your secret Santa! You should try giving this box a little jolt of electricity! I hope you like it."