From Twitter 02-02-2011
- 09:14:39: Good morning tweetlings-This is Doctor Happenstance, I have taken control of the internet & the television. All your media are belong to us.
- 09:18:13: Your only option now that I control the media empire that you all suckle upon as if it were your mother's teat, is to upset the status quo.
- 09:20:37: Drive on the left side of the road, don't censor yourself-say what you really mean, if you feel like doing something go right ahead!
- 09:24:36: as long as I maintain control I give you the ultimate freedom to live like a human not a rat in a cage pushing buttons for government cheese
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