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Great.
I just finished cleaning my entire room, and it wasn't just a half-assed shoving of shit under the bed, no, this time I actually put everything in their places.
Now, after I finished, I decided to have a shower, as one does after such a vigorous cleaning session. I just finished lathering up my legs with shaving cream... and the bloody hot water runs out.
So I'm sitting there with white foam on my legs, and a SPIDER crawls across the wall in front of my face (must have been 'cleaned' out of it's house in my room HAHA, ahem) so I scream and wash it down the drain with the cold water, which is COLD, so I scream some more, unfortunately, the water also washes off the lather I had on my legs, so I scream again.
The hot water, being the bitch it is, does not come back on. And to top it off, the only person home is my eight year old little sister, who can't really operate the microwave, let alone a gas heater.
In conclusion, I took a 5 second cold, dance-around-to-keep-warm-whilst-trying-to-wash-off-lather shower, and am sitting infront of the computer while I wait for my dad to come home.
In other news, my friend said the funniest thing, we were sitting in the food court when we saw these two people walking around without shoes on;
ME: hey look, those people don't have any shoes on, don't they know how dirty the floor is?
FRIEND: Ha, they must be from Darwin.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
(Note: You may not get that if you're not from Australia)
(Note 2: If you are from Darwin, I apologise, but it's so true)
I just finished cleaning my entire room, and it wasn't just a half-assed shoving of shit under the bed, no, this time I actually put everything in their places.
Now, after I finished, I decided to have a shower, as one does after such a vigorous cleaning session. I just finished lathering up my legs with shaving cream... and the bloody hot water runs out.
So I'm sitting there with white foam on my legs, and a SPIDER crawls across the wall in front of my face (must have been 'cleaned' out of it's house in my room HAHA, ahem) so I scream and wash it down the drain with the cold water, which is COLD, so I scream some more, unfortunately, the water also washes off the lather I had on my legs, so I scream again.
The hot water, being the bitch it is, does not come back on. And to top it off, the only person home is my eight year old little sister, who can't really operate the microwave, let alone a gas heater.
In conclusion, I took a 5 second cold, dance-around-to-keep-warm-whilst-trying-to-wash-off-lather shower, and am sitting infront of the computer while I wait for my dad to come home.
In other news, my friend said the funniest thing, we were sitting in the food court when we saw these two people walking around without shoes on;
ME: hey look, those people don't have any shoes on, don't they know how dirty the floor is?
FRIEND: Ha, they must be from Darwin.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
(Note: You may not get that if you're not from Australia)
(Note 2: If you are from Darwin, I apologise, but it's so true)