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swissarmybot

0010

May 02, 2011 08:45

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

I LOOK LIKE THIS

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not a trash can, always in trouble, @everyone ever

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ruby_nova May 2 2011, 16:40:36 UTC

You're so cute!

Why don't I have a blushing icon? swissarmybot May 3 2011, 00:22:28 UTC

CUTE?

It would be too adorable? ruby_nova May 3 2011, 00:47:24 UTC

Yeah, cute. I'm not a robot or anything but I just think you look cute. But I won't say it if you don't want me to!

swissarmybot May 3 2011, 00:51:41 UTC

YOU CAN SAY THAT ALL YOU WANT.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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burntorangesky May 2 2011, 16:51:05 UTC

You are a robot, then? How very interesting.

swissarmybot May 3 2011, 00:26:28 UTC

IT REALLY SHOULDN'T BE.

burntorangesky May 3 2011, 02:18:27 UTC

Whyever not? Among all the organic humanoids, there are perhaps a handful of androids, I believe, but I was not aware of any non-humanoid sentient robots before this time.

I find your presence in Edensphere to be quite fascinating, really.

swissarmybot May 3 2011, 17:30:20 UTC

IT IS UNIQUE. "INTERESTING" IS A WORD PEOPLE USE WHEN THEY ARE GOING TO DISMANTLE YOU.

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moe_rapier May 2 2011, 16:56:52 UTC

Goodness, another robot. I think I've seen you around once or twice while on my rounds... it's nice to see more of us around.

swissarmybot May 3 2011, 00:38:08 UTC

I HAVEN'T NOTICED ANY DROIDS WHO LOOK AS CUTE AS YOU WRITE. YOU MUST BE A PRETTY ADVANCED MODEL TO BE ABLE TO PASS AS A HUMAN.

[ what is this flirting ]

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swissarmybot May 3 2011, 00:42:57 UTC

R-SERIES. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING MORE PRECISE.

YOU MUST BE NEW.

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swissarmybot May 3 2011, 17:48:11 UTC

YOU SEEM TO HAVE SOME FAMILIARITY WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES. THAT'S KIND OF REMARKABLE IN THIS PLACE.

MY NAME IS SKYWALKER. LET'S BEHAVE IN A MANNER CONDUCTIVE TO WORKING TOGETHER EFFICIENTLY.

[ That's totally the droid version of, "nice to meet you, too!" You see why he keeps Philosopher around. ]

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ghost_of_00 May 2 2011, 20:08:29 UTC

A machine?

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swissarmybot May 3 2011, 00:45:57 UTC

YES, IN THE SAME SENSE THAT YOU'RE A VERTEBRATE.

ghost_of_00 May 3 2011, 00:52:06 UTC

Oh.

What did you name yourself?

swissarmybot May 3 2011, 00:55:04 UTC

SKYWALKER.

IS YOUR NAME 00 OR DOES THAT MEAN SOMETHING ELSE?

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