Robots in Clothes!

[swindleslog]

This was all prompted by jokes about Breakdown being Knock Out's nurse. Brianna Cherry Garcia on tumblr got there before me, but the idea had been festering for a while. Between that and a doodling around for a project for the tentacle community, a whole lot happened. And by a whole lot, I mean seeing how many feminine bots/cons I could get into

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[swindleslog]

Peacewish, you should know by now. I am a wizard. Though a big part of that magic is just ensuring you keep identifying features in tact.

Just because you want to sashay across a stage and watch Megatron's jaw hit the floor? You're so selfish.

But it looks so very ravishing on him! Btw, this is your fault-

You had common sense, back when I met youuu
You let the space crazies make a fool of you,
Why don't you do right, like some other cons do?
Get yourself clean, and give me some respect tooo.

You're looming there and snarling, what's that about?
You ain't got no logic, but they won't, put you out
Why don't you do right, like some other cons do?
Stop your beat downs, and pay some respect too.

If you had stuck round, decades long ago
You wouldn't be stompin round for, Prime no more
Why don't you do right, like some other cons do?
Stop with the Dark E, listen to your Second, too.

I fell for your speaches and let you take me in
Now all you've got to offer is humilation
Why don't you do right, like some other cons do?
Get out of here, and stop stepping on me too.
Why don't you do right, like some other cons do?
Like some other cons do?

[peacewish]

Starscream, cabaret superstar. Really, it was bound to happen. Your lyrics were hysterical, and the thought of Starscream crooning them duskily while posing on Megatron's lap... oh, I just die with laughter to think of it. You're a genius.