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ok.. i just sent in the one i wrote this morning and checked out what my friends wrote and eric, i saw this and did it...and normally i do them and they make no sense....but this one reaches a new level of awesomely bad.....
ok....here are my problems with my suicide....
A.)-i am terrified of fire....in fact...burning alive is my worst fear....i actually believe it is the WORST way to die....on account of you die from suffocation before you die from burning alive........which doesn't sound very nice.......
B.) It takes me SIX times to successfully burn alive? SIX??!!! what am i? retarded? jesus...i should just kill myself....
c.) death by fire is about as "swift and sweet" as licking puss ridden open herpes sore......
ok....here are my problems with my suicide....
A.)-i am terrified of fire....in fact...burning alive is my worst fear....i actually believe it is the WORST way to die....on account of you die from suffocation before you die from burning alive........which doesn't sound very nice.......
B.) It takes me SIX times to successfully burn alive? SIX??!!! what am i? retarded? jesus...i should just kill myself....
c.) death by fire is about as "swift and sweet" as licking puss ridden open herpes sore......