So today around 4:30p my sandals (Roxy thongs) broke at work!

True I had them for like 10 years (seriously), but until recently they weren't worn very often. When I got off work at 5pm, I tried hobbling out, but buy the time I got to the building doors I couldn't bear the awkwardness anymore and said screw it!  So I took them off and walked ( Read more... )

It was so slow at work that the supervisors agreed 1 person from each unit could take a half day. 6 people from my unit wanted to leave early so we did a lottery...and I WON ( Read more... )

GAWD....I have to be at work tomorrow at 7:20a for a conference call ( Read more... )

okay, everything seems resolved with bank.....just have to memorize new bank account number, wait for new debit and checkbook to come in mail ( Read more... )

Before we get started...This is an email I received at work from a friend, it's meant to be stupid funny,so please don't yell at me if you're offended by one of the rules. If you don't like them then skip the entry. 
*shrugs* Anyways.... Hope you enjoy!

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for ( Read more... )

NEW COMPANY POLICIES
EFFECTIVE: August 15, 2007

Dress Code:
You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
1) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
(2) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, ( Read more... )