OH.MY.GOD ( Read more... )

Today's winner ( Read more... )

I can't believe it's been since April. I think it's mostly because I only have internet at work, and honestly, who wants to spill their deepest darkest secrets on a computer than can be monitored? Not me! Especially when I tend to bitch about work. So, instead, lets talk about the dog stealing handicapped man ( Read more... )

Just because your son went to jail last night does not mean you get to report him as kidnapped. I don't care that no one is answering the phone at the jail. I don't care that his roommates told you he wasn't drinking or doing drugs. If your son went first to the ER, and then to detox, and finally to jail? Too fucking bad. Old enough to go to ( Read more... )

Seriously, it's like the awkward date that just won't go away. You don't have a good time, but it's not bad enough that you can't be polite, and then they just won't stop calling.

Why can't I get over this? Why can't I just cut the fucking cord, once and for all?

We had to talk about the weather for god's sake ( Read more... )

It's hard to be emo when you're busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Heh. I typed ass.

Of course, it's also reeeeeeeeally hard to write anything. Stupid job getting in the way of Nano.

Fun thought--today someone called 911 because their toliet wouldn't flush. 911 put them through on our EMERGENCY LINE.
*Sigh*