[fic]one-shot
Title: 5 things that happen when Heechul watches Sweeney Todd
Author: sweetmagnae
Characters: SuJu members ,Heechul main
Genre: humour, crack
Summary: Heechul became addicted to the movie “Sweeney Todd”,now look what happens.
Shindong thought that it was a good idea if Heechul would be addicted to something other then the Wonder Girls because he and the rest of the members really can’t stand listening to him singing “Nobody” at the top of his lungs everyday,so he advise him to watch one of his favorite movies.
“it’s a really good movie hyung,watch it” Heechul looked at the DVD in his hand. ‘Sweeney Todd: The demon barber of Fleet Street’ Heechul looked at Shindong, “are you sure?” “ ’course I’m sure hyung,look,it won two Oscar awards” Heechul looked at Shindong again “you’d better be right about this” Shindong smiled,he knew he was going to like, I mean ,this movie has been a hit!
But now,Shindong regretted letting Heechul watch it,why? Look at what happen:
1.
“these are my friends ,see how they glisten, see this one shine how he smiles in the light ,my friends~ my faithful friends~ ,speak to me friend ,whisper I’ll listen
I know I know ,you’ve been locked out of sight all these years~ like me my friend~ well I’ve come home~ to find you waiting-” “Heechul! What the hell are you doing with my knives?!” Heechul turned to look at Hankyung who was standing at the door of their shared room.
“Hannie! Do you mind? I’m having a very important conversation with my friends!”
“Heechul, those are knives ,my knives now give them back!”
“ but we don’t have shaving knives so I had to get something in replacement ,now will you excuse us, me and my friends have some business to do” Heechul closed the door and locked it ,leaving a very confuse and furious Hankyung outside.
“ HEECHUL! I CANNOT COOK DINNER WITHOUT MY KNIVES!!!”
“ THEY WILL DRIP RUBIES! NOT FOOD!”
Hankyung sighed, “great, how the hell am I going to cook dinner now?!”
2.
“WAHH~~~~~”
Everyone ran to where the scream came from and found a sobbing Sungmin on the floor ,clutching what seems to be the remains of his doll to his chest.
“Sungminnie ,what happened?” Sungmin looked up at Kyuhyun and it really broke Kyuhyun’s heart when he saw his poor hyung’s red puffy eyes.
“w-who? Kyuhyunnie , w-who w-would do something s-so horrible like this t-to me?”
Kyuhyun took the doll from Sungmin’s arms and indeed it was a terrible sight for the doll was no longer a doll since both its arms and legs are missing, it’s throat seems to be cut open and it’s mouth was covered with shaving cream? What the hell?
Kyuhyun looked at the others in the room, “who thinks they have the right to do this to my Sungminnie , WHO?!”
“Kyuhyun ,calm down, we’ll have a group meeting tonight we’ll try to find out who did it okay?” Kyuhyun nodded and he took Sungmin to the toilet to clean up his face.
“okay guys , the reason why I called this meeting group is because- where the hell is Heechul?” Leeteuk looked at Hankyung for an answer but he shook his head “ I dunno too, I haven’t seen him today” Leeteuk sighed.
“well has anyone see Heechul today?” Ryeowook raised his hand.
“when Ryeowook?”
“well the last time I saw him ,he was picking cotton off his knife and there was shaving cream on his hand”
“ shaving cream on his hand? wasn’t there shaving cream on Sungmin’s doll?”
“ HEECHUL!!!”
Heechul shouted from the bathroom where he was cleaning his knife.
“WELL I COULDN’T KILL PEOPLE SO OF COURSE I HAD TO DO IT ON SOMETHING NOT ALIVE!”
3.
“good morning everyone” the rest of the members who were having breakfast in the kitchen all stop to stare at Heechul who had just walked in.
“Heechul! What the hell did you do to yourself?!” Leeteuk shouted at Heechul ,who had redone his hair to a more drug-addict like style and was wearing what seems to be 19th century cloths.
“but Teukie ,this is my Sweeney look, I can’t be Sweeney if I don’t look like him”
“HEECHUL! THIS IS NOT HALLOWEEN SEASON!!”
“ hyung, is that paint on your hair?” Henry asked, looking at the part of Heechul’s hair where it’s white.
“ GO CLEAN UP YOUR SELF AT ONCE!!!!!”
“fine…” Heechul walked defeatedly out of the kitchen, where Kangin was trying to calm an outraged Leeteuk down.
“ calm down Teukie, he already went to wash his face”
“ SERIOUSLY, WHO DA HELL MADE THIS MOVIE?! DON’T THEY KNOW WHAT A BAD INFLUENCE IT IS TO HEECHUL?!”
4.
“ KANGIN!!!!”
“ what is it Teukie?”
Leeteuk pointed to the kitchen and said “someone messed up the kitchen!”
The both of them went to the kitchen and indeed it was not a clean sight for there was flour everywhere. So Kangin called the two cooks of Super Junior to the kitchen. By the time Hankyung and Ryeowook arrived they were shocked to see the kitchen in such a mess. Kangin questioned them.
“did you two did this?” both men shook their heads
“ no I didn’t, I every time I use the kitchen I always clean it afterwards”
“ me too hyung”
“ well who could’ve done this?”
“ no idea” Kangin sighed, then everyone jumped when they heard a shout.
“ HYUNGS!! COME QUICK TO THE LIVING ROOM! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!”
It seems to be Henry’s voice, so they all went to the living room where Henry and the rest of the members (Heechul is gone as usual) were staring at something on Henry’s hand.
“Henry, what it is?” when Henry saw the four members arrived he quickly ran to them and put something on Leeteuk’s hand.
“ hyung, look at what I found at the door step” Leeteuk looked down on his hand and saw what looked like a really messed up pie.
“ do you think it’s real?”
“ well there’s only one way to find out, one of us will have to eat” everyone made a face at the statement.
“ eew~no way!”
“ with a color like that? Forget it!”
“ wait! Why don’t we see what the stuffing is, then we’ll know if it’s real or not”
Everyone agreed to this statement, Kangin nodded
“ looks real to me but I’ll take the try” so he tear open the pie and took something soft. He couldn’t make it clearly what it was but when he put it under the light, how the hell did that go in there?!
“ is that? A doll’s arm?”
“ that looks like my doll’s missing arm!” Sungmin squeaked
“ HEECHUL!!!”
Heechul sighed , seriously don’t these people have any imagination?
5.
“Heechul has been doing weird things lately” Yesung agreed to Zhoumi’s saying
“yeah, really weird”
“ and what’s with all this Sweeney Todd thing anyway? I mean I know the movie but , I didn’t know Heechul watched it?”
Kangin growled “ I really want to know the idiot who advised Heechul to watch that damn movie!!”
Shindong uneasily raised his hand “ hyung, it was me”
Everyone stared at Shindong , shocked.
“ Shindong! Why did you advise him to watch it?!”
“ well, I thought it would be a good idea to have Heechul addicted to something other then the Wonder Girls because I really don’t wanna hear him singing Nobody over and over again”
“ well him singing Nobody was better than this”
“ I know, that’s why I regret it so much”
Kangin sighed, what was he gonna do now? Then suddenly, his and Leetuek’s phone rang and he was serprised to find the SHINee’s leader calling him.
“ yoboseyo?”
“ Kangin hyung?”
“ Onew? What is it?”
“ hyung, has Heechul hyung been doing weird things lately?”
“yeah, a lot, why?”
“ well, Heechul hyung kind of drop some kind of a pie on our doorstep and right now Taemin just fainted because the stuffing was a doll’s arm” Onew looked worriedly at his magnae laying unconsciously on the floor with Minho fanning him while Key and Jonghyun were getting rid of the pie Heechul had sent them.
“WHAT?! Don’t worry Onew, I’ll deal with Heechul for you”
“thx hyung”
When Kangin got off the phone, Leeteuk said to him
“Kangin, that was Taeyon on the phone and she said that Heechul had sent them pies stuffed with doll remains and that Sunny and Tiffany fainted when they saw them”
“ WHAT?! I just got off the phone with Onew and he said that Heechul sent them pies stuffed with dolls arm and Taemin fainted!”
“ Kangin ,this is going to far, what are we going to do with him?”
“…”
“…”
“ HEECHUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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hehe, again like flower face(a fic i updated days ago can find in the same tag),i thought about this when i was taking a bath,,Sweeney Todd is one of ma fav movies so this fic came right in my mind,,hope u guys enjoyed and comments are appreciated