Holy shit, somebody was stabbed across the street from my apartment.

Bizarre thing of the day:

At halftime during the Inter-Fiorentina match, a compilation of Kaka clips set to music. That music? Amy Winehouse, "Rehab."

Italians are weird, yo.

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I got this email today:

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So guess who was on the other team in my soccer game tonight?

Master T.

AHAHAWTF.

So tonight my women's team decided to pimp me out to our bartender.

Yay?

1. Dear Man United: WTF.

2. Dear Liverpool: That goes double for you.

Long weekend, wheee!

OMG RIO'S HAIR WTF.

*dies laughing*

No sign of Ronniecakes, though. Presumably he's still sulking in Portugal.

(Yes, this is what passes for news in the off-season.)

Marlon Brando's pirate novel!

This strikes me as a very Jeggoe kind of book.

Oh, Viggo, no. Just no.