can you tell I need to get laid??!
If I were a direction, I'd be: left, or north, depending on what you mean by "direction"
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a papasan chair
If I were an appliance, I'd be: a power strip
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: marilyn monroe
If I were a liquid, I'd be: some kind of flavored sex lube
If I were a tree, I'd be: any kind of old, experienced, wise tree, if that makes sense
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: a charm bracelet
If I were a bird, I'd be: a peacock
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a gladiola
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: san francisco weather
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Othello
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a harp or a 505, depending on what mood I'm in lol
If I were a color, I'd be: black or pink
If I were an animal I'd be: a leopard
If I were an emotion, I'd be: lust
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: cucumber
If I were a sound, I'd be: an orgasm (I would love to be named for that lol)
If I were an element, I'd be: plutonium
If I were a car, I'd be: some fast, expensive sports car
If I were a song, I'd be: Vanilla Ice's "Ice, Ice, Baby" because you hate it but whenever you hear it you just have to sing or dance to it, and eveybody knows it
If I were a movie, I'd be: Clueless!
If I were a book, I'd be: some dream-decoding book
If I were a food, I'd be: a cheesy western
If I were a place, I'd be: the entire Hawaiian island chain
If I were a material, I'd be: cashmere
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet
If I were a scent, I'd be: Stila Creme Bouquet
If I were an object, I'd be: a bong
If I were a body part, I'd be: a freckle somewhere that made that person unique
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: raising one eyebrow (because I can't do it in real life!)
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: health
If I were a shape, I'd be a: star
If I were a number, I'd be: 42
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a papasan chair
If I were an appliance, I'd be: a power strip
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: marilyn monroe
If I were a liquid, I'd be: some kind of flavored sex lube
If I were a tree, I'd be: any kind of old, experienced, wise tree, if that makes sense
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: a charm bracelet
If I were a bird, I'd be: a peacock
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a gladiola
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: san francisco weather
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Othello
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a harp or a 505, depending on what mood I'm in lol
If I were a color, I'd be: black or pink
If I were an animal I'd be: a leopard
If I were an emotion, I'd be: lust
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: cucumber
If I were a sound, I'd be: an orgasm (I would love to be named for that lol)
If I were an element, I'd be: plutonium
If I were a car, I'd be: some fast, expensive sports car
If I were a song, I'd be: Vanilla Ice's "Ice, Ice, Baby" because you hate it but whenever you hear it you just have to sing or dance to it, and eveybody knows it
If I were a movie, I'd be: Clueless!
If I were a book, I'd be: some dream-decoding book
If I were a food, I'd be: a cheesy western
If I were a place, I'd be: the entire Hawaiian island chain
If I were a material, I'd be: cashmere
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet
If I were a scent, I'd be: Stila Creme Bouquet
If I were an object, I'd be: a bong
If I were a body part, I'd be: a freckle somewhere that made that person unique
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: raising one eyebrow (because I can't do it in real life!)
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: health
If I were a shape, I'd be a: star
If I were a number, I'd be: 42