Don't need no stinkin' context.
My roommate just told me:
"You're such an old man."
Which I think might be the best thing she's ever said to me.
(Rapidly followed by the second: "I think I kind of fucked up your orange." Note to self: when kindly sharing citrus, NEVER ask her to peel anything.)
And then:
Roommate: When I was 4, I busted my eardrum and all this yellow gunky stuff came out of my ear for weeks.
Me: Oh my god. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Roommate: What?
Me: Look at what I'm eating!
Roommate: So? That's orange, not yellow.
Me: It's yellow. And it's gunky and it could have come out of your ear!
Roommate: No, it couldn't have, it's a fucking orange.
And so on. Time for bed, though. Oh, and I have missed birthdays! Hugs to all, but to sockkpuppett and jarrow in particular. Y'all constantly make life of the awesome.
"You're such an old man."
Which I think might be the best thing she's ever said to me.
(Rapidly followed by the second: "I think I kind of fucked up your orange." Note to self: when kindly sharing citrus, NEVER ask her to peel anything.)
And then:
Roommate: When I was 4, I busted my eardrum and all this yellow gunky stuff came out of my ear for weeks.
Me: Oh my god. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Roommate: What?
Me: Look at what I'm eating!
Roommate: So? That's orange, not yellow.
Me: It's yellow. And it's gunky and it could have come out of your ear!
Roommate: No, it couldn't have, it's a fucking orange.
And so on. Time for bed, though. Oh, and I have missed birthdays! Hugs to all, but to sockkpuppett and jarrow in particular. Y'all constantly make life of the awesome.