this is love.
Matthew Taylor
Splegenheimer
Flargphligennoghip
Essay 3
July 9, 2008
When I think of Oprah, I sometimes think of opera, even though I almost never think about Oprah except when thinking about Dane Cook. Dane Cook is a comedian who uses rash humor to make his audiences laugh and giggle, the Ancient Greeks would definitely have laughed at him and he would have laughed at the name Arostophenes. Opera is drama set to music much like the crap you see on daytime television. They have the same subjects like unrequited love and silly stupid fights that mean nothing, also known by Dane Cook as a “nothing fight.” A good example of this is when Dane Cook talks about getting jelly. The guy he speaks about yells “get the jelly, twat” even though jelly is an unimportant topic, much like opera. I am really bored right now and even a little tired which is the reason why I am so damn loopy. Loopy is just another word for crazy or stupid funny. When I think of stupid funny I also think of Dane Cook. Do not confuse this with me calling his jokes stupid and unfunny. Even though his material is sometimes stupid, it is always funny. Joelle wants strawberries right now which is just code for she wants to get it on bow chicka bow wow. Joelle also just touched my special spot and I wanted to yell “I need an adult!” Someone who is an adult is Dane Cook. Joelle is also almost a full adult, can you say “WOO YEAH!!!”? We will have some fun times after she turns twenty-one. Someone else who is older than twenty-one is Dane Cook. Speaking of alcohol, that is also another theme many times involved in drama. This leads me back to opera. Opera hurts me ears which is located near my cerebellum, located near my limbic system. This creates a sound that makes me want to punch infants. This is another example of Dane Cook’s brilliant humor. Dane Cook is wonderful, unlike a lot of crappy opera and especially Oprah, even though she gives away free humpback whales. The very, very, very end.
Splegenheimer
Flargphligennoghip
Essay 3
July 9, 2008
When I think of Oprah, I sometimes think of opera, even though I almost never think about Oprah except when thinking about Dane Cook. Dane Cook is a comedian who uses rash humor to make his audiences laugh and giggle, the Ancient Greeks would definitely have laughed at him and he would have laughed at the name Arostophenes. Opera is drama set to music much like the crap you see on daytime television. They have the same subjects like unrequited love and silly stupid fights that mean nothing, also known by Dane Cook as a “nothing fight.” A good example of this is when Dane Cook talks about getting jelly. The guy he speaks about yells “get the jelly, twat” even though jelly is an unimportant topic, much like opera. I am really bored right now and even a little tired which is the reason why I am so damn loopy. Loopy is just another word for crazy or stupid funny. When I think of stupid funny I also think of Dane Cook. Do not confuse this with me calling his jokes stupid and unfunny. Even though his material is sometimes stupid, it is always funny. Joelle wants strawberries right now which is just code for she wants to get it on bow chicka bow wow. Joelle also just touched my special spot and I wanted to yell “I need an adult!” Someone who is an adult is Dane Cook. Joelle is also almost a full adult, can you say “WOO YEAH!!!”? We will have some fun times after she turns twenty-one. Someone else who is older than twenty-one is Dane Cook. Speaking of alcohol, that is also another theme many times involved in drama. This leads me back to opera. Opera hurts me ears which is located near my cerebellum, located near my limbic system. This creates a sound that makes me want to punch infants. This is another example of Dane Cook’s brilliant humor. Dane Cook is wonderful, unlike a lot of crappy opera and especially Oprah, even though she gives away free humpback whales. The very, very, very end.