wise words from samantha
Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex.
Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.
Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you can get.
I hate it when men do that. "I have a girlfriend." Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!
Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said, "this isn't so bad."
Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
Don't play "hard to get" with a man who's hard to get.
I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.
Adeena, I'm a lovely woman. At least get to know me, then hate me.
Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."
...Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!
Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.
Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you can get.
I hate it when men do that. "I have a girlfriend." Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!
Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said, "this isn't so bad."
Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
Don't play "hard to get" with a man who's hard to get.
I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.
Adeena, I'm a lovely woman. At least get to know me, then hate me.
Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."
...Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!