By Way of Explanation
I just walked out of a recording studio with two full albums in my hand: two CDs, ten stories each.
No one is more surprised than me.
Geek, Bookworm, Hero. Vol. 1.
1) I Suppose You Do Have Two of Them
2) An Ode to the Landlubbers
3) I Am My Father's Son
4) Bibliophilia With a Side of Moxie
5) The Poor Man's LSD
6) Physics Has Its Seedy Side
7) Like Frank Gehry on a Speedball
8) Astronauts are Missing Out
9) My English Makes Men Weep
10) Coming Home To Roost
Geek, Bookworm, Hero. Vol. 2.
1) Crazy Trailer Man
2) Random Shopkeepers Call Me Brother
3) Sending Love From Six Feet Above
4) My Tapeworm's Name is Fang
5) Mother Nature is a Bad Babysitter
6) Casual Friday Will be The Death of Me
7) I Am Completely Innocent
8) Nylon Burns Feel Like Adventure
9) What Has J.K. Rowling Wrought
10) We Had Telescopes the Size of Oil Drums
The recording studio asked me for my card, in case anyone came in looking for voiceovers. He also said that, on the phone, he thought I was a black Cajun man from New Orleans. For those who have actually met me: don't try to understand it. I gave up on that fool's errand long ago.
I just thought, "I'm 24? And I haven't put a CD? That's not right.' So I put out two.
No one is more surprised than me.
Geek, Bookworm, Hero. Vol. 1.
1) I Suppose You Do Have Two of Them
2) An Ode to the Landlubbers
3) I Am My Father's Son
4) Bibliophilia With a Side of Moxie
5) The Poor Man's LSD
6) Physics Has Its Seedy Side
7) Like Frank Gehry on a Speedball
8) Astronauts are Missing Out
9) My English Makes Men Weep
10) Coming Home To Roost
Geek, Bookworm, Hero. Vol. 2.
1) Crazy Trailer Man
2) Random Shopkeepers Call Me Brother
3) Sending Love From Six Feet Above
4) My Tapeworm's Name is Fang
5) Mother Nature is a Bad Babysitter
6) Casual Friday Will be The Death of Me
7) I Am Completely Innocent
8) Nylon Burns Feel Like Adventure
9) What Has J.K. Rowling Wrought
10) We Had Telescopes the Size of Oil Drums
The recording studio asked me for my card, in case anyone came in looking for voiceovers. He also said that, on the phone, he thought I was a black Cajun man from New Orleans. For those who have actually met me: don't try to understand it. I gave up on that fool's errand long ago.
I just thought, "I'm 24? And I haven't put a CD? That's not right.' So I put out two.