I know! We can cart around this dead body to gain popularity!
- Weekend at Bernie's is a sweet movie.
- My sis took me to Ozzfest for my b-day. It ruled. We saw at least 1 to 2 mullets every 5 minutes. We saw such varieties as the Mexi-mullet, the Fe-mullet, and the most elusive of all mullets--the permed mullet. Rob Zombie and Iron Maiden put the best shows on. Black Sabbath didn't play, which pissed me off, but we got the tix free, so what are you gonna do?
- My actual birthday was pretty sweet. We went to Wyandot Lake and rode lots of slides. And drank a lot of beer. Then I went out with Joshua and his friends, which also involved beer drinking. Good times.
- My nephew has diaper rash, so he just informed me his "winkie hurts." It was hysterical.
- Last weekend I went to a wedding as my friend Jason's date. next362 and our friend Ethan were also in the wedding. They all danced with me, which was sweet. Jason even did the chicken dance with me.
- A couple weeks ago this trashy guy told me he wanted to "eat my asshole out." I kicked him. Then, I ran into him after that, and he said "I thought we had a really good time the other night. Can I call you and take you out sometime?" Man. Some dudes are so delusional. The funniest part though, is that my job's resident slut is currently sleeping with him. I guess we know what she's letting him do to her!
- My sis took me to Ozzfest for my b-day. It ruled. We saw at least 1 to 2 mullets every 5 minutes. We saw such varieties as the Mexi-mullet, the Fe-mullet, and the most elusive of all mullets--the permed mullet. Rob Zombie and Iron Maiden put the best shows on. Black Sabbath didn't play, which pissed me off, but we got the tix free, so what are you gonna do?
- My actual birthday was pretty sweet. We went to Wyandot Lake and rode lots of slides. And drank a lot of beer. Then I went out with Joshua and his friends, which also involved beer drinking. Good times.
- My nephew has diaper rash, so he just informed me his "winkie hurts." It was hysterical.
- Last weekend I went to a wedding as my friend Jason's date. next362 and our friend Ethan were also in the wedding. They all danced with me, which was sweet. Jason even did the chicken dance with me.
- A couple weeks ago this trashy guy told me he wanted to "eat my asshole out." I kicked him. Then, I ran into him after that, and he said "I thought we had a really good time the other night. Can I call you and take you out sometime?" Man. Some dudes are so delusional. The funniest part though, is that my job's resident slut is currently sleeping with him. I guess we know what she's letting him do to her!