Today at Walmart with my dad...
ME: *standing in line, spots Red Bull* Mmm, Red Bull. Red Bull Red Bull Red Bull.
DAD: *eyeroll*
ME: *moving up in line* When I'm rich and famous, I'll have a Red Bull vending machine in my house.
DAD: A Red Bull vending machine?
ME: Yep. *happens to glance at cashier*
HOT CASHIER'S SMILE: Ding!
ME: ...And that's how I'll
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