An Open Letter to Russian hotties
Evgeni Malkin,
I am dissatisfied with your big lurpy face on my door every time I leave my room. Sure, you're Russian, and that's sexy, but your face is goofy and I will just have to fantasize about doing you in the lockerroom with a bag over your face. Except your mouth. I need to talk to me in Russian. Probably for other things, too.
Love,
Katrina
I am dissatisfied with your big lurpy face on my door every time I leave my room. Sure, you're Russian, and that's sexy, but your face is goofy and I will just have to fantasize about doing you in the lockerroom with a bag over your face. Except your mouth. I need to talk to me in Russian. Probably for other things, too.
Love,
Katrina