One-time poofy-haired boy, two-timing sellout.

[sweeby]

It is my hope, ladies and gentleman, that once this argument has been completed, there will be no doubt whatsoever that the man known as Kevin Ries is a detriment to society. Mr. Ries has proven to be ill-mannered, self-absorbed, and just plain dumb

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[leave_wisconsin]

Although this essay is rather accurate,

[ekhodie]

don't forget the phones. all the dial phones in one room. silly boys.

[sweeby]

He has numerous phones to feed his ego, and wants them really loud so that the whole world will hear that someone is calling him.

What a jerk this guy is!