One-time poofy-haired boy, two-timing sellout.
It is my hope, ladies and gentleman, that once this argument has been completed, there will be no doubt whatsoever that the man known as Kevin Ries is a detriment to society. Mr. Ries has proven to be ill-mannered, self-absorbed, and just plain dumb.
Upon a discussion with the subject, it took him twenty-seven words to use an explicative ("ratshit"). Now although the term "ratshit" is novel and not part of the lexicon of the general American public and should probably be congratulated for its originality, it still is blatantly derogative in nature. Mr. Ries could have said ratfeces, he also could have said ratpoopoo, but instead this dolt thought it best to go down the low road from the get go. Although this is just one instance of his vulgarity, it is indicative of all his actions, I assure you.
The issue of thriftwhore certainly comes to mind when thinking of Mr. Ries. He cannot resist buying clothes and immediately putting pictures of them on a fairly well-known livejournal community. Now does Mr. Ries wish to share his clothing to show others his finds? No! For he makes silly faces and tries to sex himself up to impress innumerable girls. Mr. Ries would like nothing better than to see his image everywhere because, in fact, he wants to marry himself.
Thirdly, he is dumb. Need I say more?
I do hope that this essay proves once and for all that Mr. Kevin Ries is garbage.
The end.
Upon a discussion with the subject, it took him twenty-seven words to use an explicative ("ratshit"). Now although the term "ratshit" is novel and not part of the lexicon of the general American public and should probably be congratulated for its originality, it still is blatantly derogative in nature. Mr. Ries could have said ratfeces, he also could have said ratpoopoo, but instead this dolt thought it best to go down the low road from the get go. Although this is just one instance of his vulgarity, it is indicative of all his actions, I assure you.
The issue of thriftwhore certainly comes to mind when thinking of Mr. Ries. He cannot resist buying clothes and immediately putting pictures of them on a fairly well-known livejournal community. Now does Mr. Ries wish to share his clothing to show others his finds? No! For he makes silly faces and tries to sex himself up to impress innumerable girls. Mr. Ries would like nothing better than to see his image everywhere because, in fact, he wants to marry himself.
Thirdly, he is dumb. Need I say more?
I do hope that this essay proves once and for all that Mr. Kevin Ries is garbage.
The end.