and I'm tellin' you I don't want anymore
Unexpected things that have, so far, happened in New York:
- hearing Marian Seldes say "cunt"
- watching potatomistress's breasts attack Jeff Goldblum
- hocking a loogie into a pile of garbage bags (Pearl said it was hot)
- sitting nearby one of my celebrity archnemeses in a theatre
- being a successful navigatrix out on my own in teh city
- witnessing the aftermath of sex in a Starbucks bathroom
- almost getting crushed by the German police in the subway
- Pearl's NYC apartment having a bigger bathroom than mine! (soooo unfair)
- overhearing teh girl crush talk about "[her] ass crack" (and witnessing said ass crack)
- realizing what a high maintenance L.A.er I've really become (or have always been)
- being mistaken for an employee of the Booth Theatre multiple times