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Sep 24, 2005 01:39

The Swedish Chef was awaked by Das Schnitzel in the middle of the night. Apparently the town was filled with attacking zombies.

"Vhet ixcellent noos! Zumbeee-a flesh veell be-a perffect fur a suoofffflee-a!"

Das Schnitzel then informs the Chef that the danger seems to have subsided but the chicken doubted that it was all over.

Trooe-a trooe-a my leettle-a cheeckee! I hefe-a delt veet zumbeees beffure-a oor du yuoo furget zee zumbeee-a messecre-a in Uteh in zee 80's. Und yuoo thuooght zeey vere-a joost Murmuns! Vell, ve'll be-a reedy fur zeem.

He gets out of bed and digs around in his closet for a bit before taking out a giant axe.

Breeng it oon! Bork Bork Bork!
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