Dropping Like Flies
Today's Awesomeness:
Multiple Celebrity Deaths
Okay, give it to me. Call me a low-life scum. I deserve it anyway for my blog neglect. I'm back now, for however long.
Sure, it is saddening to see famous people that you admire giving up the ghost. I still mourn over Bea Arthur, and is now try to adapt to the idea that Rue McClanahan no longer sways her hip on this earth. I love the damn Golden Girls. Remember when Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day? Fawcett kicked the bucket and was then overshadowed in the news by Michael Jackson who joined her a few hours later. The following day, Ed McMahon croaked and thousands of lottery dreams was squashed. Billy Mays snorted one line too far and died in the same week. The public was having a frenzy over the multiple celebrity deaths.
Conversations that I'm sure happened somwhere:
"Its terrible, them dropping like flies...I'm so glad I'm not famous"
"Nah, its just a coicidence...I mean...oh whats this? What! Patrick Swayze died?!! Its an apocalypse!"
You have to admit that it is somewhat exciting to play the guessing game of who is next. Right now, I have my bet on Michael J. Fox. I don't want Marty McFly gone, but the shakes are getting to me.
So next time you look on the news, or hear of a story of a recent celebrity death. Don't deny your feelings, and acknowledge that somewhere in Central Florida, a girl has most likely lost her bet.
Today's True Story:
Intelligent people have more Zinc and Copper in their hair.
Multiple Celebrity Deaths
Okay, give it to me. Call me a low-life scum. I deserve it anyway for my blog neglect. I'm back now, for however long.
Sure, it is saddening to see famous people that you admire giving up the ghost. I still mourn over Bea Arthur, and is now try to adapt to the idea that Rue McClanahan no longer sways her hip on this earth. I love the damn Golden Girls. Remember when Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day? Fawcett kicked the bucket and was then overshadowed in the news by Michael Jackson who joined her a few hours later. The following day, Ed McMahon croaked and thousands of lottery dreams was squashed. Billy Mays snorted one line too far and died in the same week. The public was having a frenzy over the multiple celebrity deaths.
Conversations that I'm sure happened somwhere:
"Its terrible, them dropping like flies...I'm so glad I'm not famous"
"Nah, its just a coicidence...I mean...oh whats this? What! Patrick Swayze died?!! Its an apocalypse!"
You have to admit that it is somewhat exciting to play the guessing game of who is next. Right now, I have my bet on Michael J. Fox. I don't want Marty McFly gone, but the shakes are getting to me.
So next time you look on the news, or hear of a story of a recent celebrity death. Don't deny your feelings, and acknowledge that somewhere in Central Florida, a girl has most likely lost her bet.
Today's True Story:
Intelligent people have more Zinc and Copper in their hair.