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[swanchang]

Duchess Marietta, Princess Justin, Ibiza is very last week. Let's go to Sweden. The blond haired, blue eyed boys of the north will so like a touch of diversity among their numbers, don't you think

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[goddesspatil]

I'd ask for a souvenir, except I have no idea what you can bring back from Sweden that I'd have any use for.

[swanchang]

Postcards aren't much use in this hectic world, now are they?

[goddesspatil]

Well, perhaps if they had something Swedish on them. But not fish. Please don't send postcards of fish.

[swanchang]

Not even syrup covered ones or what have you?

[goddesspatil]

Actually, that made even less sense if you were privy to the particulars.

So no.

[swanchang]

So disappointed to be deprived of the nature of those particular 'particulars'.

[goddesspatil]

I really am not sure that I could explain it if I tried.

At least, not here.

[swanchang]

In that case, I don't want to know.

[goddesspatil]

It's more that I wouldn't want to embarass him.

I'm not Abbott, for crying out loud. I wouldn't write about THAT, this is something different.

[swanchang]

That was rather ridiculous of her to write about, wasn't it? I felt uncomfortable enough being half sloshed and, well, what I was saying. People keep forgetting others can see this.

[goddesspatil]

It was so strange. I mean, it is Abbott. It couldn't have possibly been that, could it?

[swanchang]

I hope they were making sock puppets, or something else that lends itself easily to euphemism.

[goddesspatil]

Oh God, Sock puppets. Doesn't that just sound like her?

[swanchang]

With a set to match, like something out of the bloody sound of bloody music. I'm not sure how many people have seen that, since not many wizards have VCRs and even less have the inclination to see a musical from the 1960s.

[goddesspatil]

And she'd have the song and everything.

Possibly a Terry one as well, just to argue back and forth with?

[swanchang]

Who would make the best Captain, do you think? Handsome and ridiculously foreboding, threatening, fantastically frightening and sexy? I'd suggest Terry, but he isn't tall enough. There is also the homosexual aspect of it all.