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[swanchang]

Duchess Marietta, Princess Justin, Ibiza is very last week. Let's go to Sweden. The blond haired, blue eyed boys of the north will so like a touch of diversity among their numbers, don't you think

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[bittercakes]

He did not look 27 but then everyone looks younger by strobe light.

I've heard the wizards in Sweden don't wear anything under their robes, which is a bit odd if true as Sweden is cold 80 percent of the year or something.

[swanchang]

I suppose warming charms will prove layers and layers of jumpers and pants unnecessary, but I did so look forward to getting through them all on some dashing young man named something with many accentéd vowels.

[goddesspatil]

I'd ask for a souvenir, except I have no idea what you can bring back from Sweden that I'd have any use for.

[swanchang]

Postcards aren't much use in this hectic world, now are they?

[goddesspatil]

Well, perhaps if they had something Swedish on them. But not fish. Please don't send postcards of fish.

[swanchang]

Not even syrup covered ones or what have you?

[fletchfinchley]

Sweden?

I don't know about that...isn't it cold in Sweden? My warming charms aren't good enough for Sweden. Though I do like the idea of blonde men. Can't we go somewhere else where they have blonde men? Say...Germany? Or California!

If I am a princess, where is my tiara?

[swanchang]

Will Switzerland do, my poufy love?

I've never seen the States. To be frank, I'm a bit intrigued.

[fletchfinchley]

Oh Switzerland, the men there are uptight and boring. In addition to that, they are armed.

I am intrigued with and also sort of terrified of the States. I hear the people there are very fat and rude. Like the French but with eating disorders.

Okay, maybe blonde isn't a requirement then. Greece?

[swanchang]

Bugger, Marietta wanted to go to Greece, didn't she?