Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
alana_scyleia (-5000 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I gave
amra_the_lion a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I gave
retdet a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4713 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Ladyhawker