[voice post]

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER~?!

LUUUU~CY?! Daddy won you a doll from the nice crazy man with the hat and sandals!

Where is she?

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[video post]

I HAVE KITTENS. SEE?!

[He lifts up four kittens in his hands, has one kitten on his head, and five popping out of his pockets and his shirt.]

I have some impulse control...issues...?

[A rainbow pops out of his head followed by a very brightly shining miniature sun.]

WHAT.

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