For the record, I dunno what Christmas is, so I don't have to give anyone anything, right?!

In other news, I'm sticky and minty. I don't get it.

[ooc: Yeah, we're assuming Zell has been here the whole time. Just...uncharacteristically quiet. Whatever, he's here.]

[accidental audio]

[Whistling and brisk walking. Then squeaking.]

HOLY--

...Rats?! GROSS!! M-maybe these are the rats that--

It's looking at me.

AHHHHFUCKHHGHDKR.

[Explosion noise.]

...

....

RSVP June 21st?

[/audio]

[ooc: Yeah, he found a dispenser. And yeah, he cast a fire spell on it. Wanna fight about it?]