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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. ANOTHER BEER OVER HERE.

NOW.

HEY, DUDE. HEY. HEY. ARE YOU LISTENING? HEY DUDE. GET ME ANOTHER BEER.

WHADDYA MEAN I'M GONNA SCARE THE CHILDREN?! CHILDREN LOVE ME.

...OHSHI--WHAT IS THIS?! A TUNNEL OF LOVE?!

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[slurring.]

WHO HID HARD LIQUOR IN THAT CRANBERRY JUICE?!

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[Small thuds. Cracking joints. A heavy sigh.]So I'm done movin', not that I had much to move. And, uh, I kinda need a roommate? I know, I shoulda gotten a single, but they didn't have any right next to 666. Anyone interested? I'll keep all strange odors and messes to my room! I swear ( Read more... )