tvd 3x14
can we talk about tvd? because i feel like i haven't talked about my show in forever.
but seriously omg. so many ships, so little time. you guys know i ship basically EVERYTHING regardless of morals or who killed who or who's undead and who's not or who is a total dickwad and who's awesome because WHY DOES EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH EVERYTHING THAT MOVES. and lawd they are an attractive cast. so let's talk about tvd.
- I DON'T LIKE MAMA ESTHER. i really thought i was going to, seeing as the rest of the originals (minus mikael but idk whether i just don't like him because sebastian roche) are so fab. basically, WOMAN, YOU DON'T GET TO WALK IN HERE AND KILL ALL MY BB ORIGINALS OKAY. STEP OFF ELIJAH. STEP OFF KLAUS.
- was elijah flawless this ep or was elijah flawless this ep. i know he is flawless all the time, but ughhhh. that man. also i still ship him/elena. i ship everyone. come at me. but i was totally hoping she would let him in on mama's evil plan so he could stop her. and i can't tell whether he drank that champagne or not. ELIJAH YOU ARE SO TRICKY. i still don't trust you as far as i can throw you but god i love you so much, elijah for all the awards.
- i don't know whether to laugh or ship when it comes to klaus/caroline. i kind of love it, purely because candice accola has chemistry with brick walls, and because i love klaus so much. i mean, it is the most out of nowhere and fucked up ship ever but i kind of want klaus to whisk caroline around the world and be awesome vampires together, idk. also tyler really bugs me again this season soooooo.
- matt/rebekah makes me laugh too. that poor girl, idek man. she has so many issues. someone needs to sit her down and give her a chill pill because she is crazy. i kind of love her anyway, and her/damon was really hot which OMG CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT *THAT* SCENE WAS ALLOWED ON A CW SHOW? PHFPOWEJHRPOER. get it.
- my thoughts are everywhere. um. damon/elena okay we should talk more about this damned triangle. ALL I WANT IN LIFE ARE THREESOMES. because i kind of love damon/elena still even though i am RIDIC happy that we are going to get crazy mean damon again, although i'm hoping it's not crazy mean damon in the angsty way that s2 was? UGH damon feels, i never know what i want from him. i still ship him and elena in a way that i don't actually want it on the show. if that makes sense. i love it in fic, but i just can't see it ever happening long term or properly on the show because they have so many issues. i will ship it anyway.
- on that note i can't see stefan/elena happening again for a while either. that porch scene (WHY DO ALL ELENA'S ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENTS TAKE PLACE ON HER PORCH) was awesome and my god stefan just stop whining and kiss her or something idk but at the same time their relationship has been pretty royally fucked, and idk how it would ever work now. STILL SHIP IT.
- LOLING FOREVER AT HOW EAGER FINN IS TO OFF HIMSELF? idk it just doesn't make any sense to me. i mean obviously this is some big thing about how he's an ~abomination and he hates being a vampire or whatever blah blah but i honestly wasn't expecting him to just be like WELP HERE'S MY BLOOD MUM PLEASE KILL US ALL NOW.
- on that note kol and finn are boring me a bit. they are mighty attractive and therefore acceptable as originals and maybe i just haven't had time to get attached to them yet, but they are not nearly as fun as elijah/klaus/rebekah. tho kol might be? in time? WE'LL SEE.
- matt doesn't have health insurance. matt doesn't have health insurance. DEAR MATT, YOU LIVE IN MYSTIC FALLS. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU NEED. but alternatively you also have like a million vampire friends in town why not just ask one of them to heal you up quicksmart idk? it seems weird to me for any of these characters to have injuries anymore when suddenly everyone is bffs with all the vampires.
- remember s1 where nobody liked vampires? LOLOLOLOLOL how times have changed. now they outnumber mystic falls residents.
- i realised after this ep ended that i enjoyed it so much more because there was no bonnie. i kind of laughed that she didn't get invited to the ball when MATT DONOVAN did but there you go. was kat busy this week or do even the originals know how much bonnie is the worst?
- CAN WE HAVE KATHERINE YET.
but seriously omg. so many ships, so little time. you guys know i ship basically EVERYTHING regardless of morals or who killed who or who's undead and who's not or who is a total dickwad and who's awesome because WHY DOES EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH EVERYTHING THAT MOVES. and lawd they are an attractive cast. so let's talk about tvd.
- I DON'T LIKE MAMA ESTHER. i really thought i was going to, seeing as the rest of the originals (minus mikael but idk whether i just don't like him because sebastian roche) are so fab. basically, WOMAN, YOU DON'T GET TO WALK IN HERE AND KILL ALL MY BB ORIGINALS OKAY. STEP OFF ELIJAH. STEP OFF KLAUS.
- was elijah flawless this ep or was elijah flawless this ep. i know he is flawless all the time, but ughhhh. that man. also i still ship him/elena. i ship everyone. come at me. but i was totally hoping she would let him in on mama's evil plan so he could stop her. and i can't tell whether he drank that champagne or not. ELIJAH YOU ARE SO TRICKY. i still don't trust you as far as i can throw you but god i love you so much, elijah for all the awards.
- i don't know whether to laugh or ship when it comes to klaus/caroline. i kind of love it, purely because candice accola has chemistry with brick walls, and because i love klaus so much. i mean, it is the most out of nowhere and fucked up ship ever but i kind of want klaus to whisk caroline around the world and be awesome vampires together, idk. also tyler really bugs me again this season soooooo.
- matt/rebekah makes me laugh too. that poor girl, idek man. she has so many issues. someone needs to sit her down and give her a chill pill because she is crazy. i kind of love her anyway, and her/damon was really hot which OMG CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT *THAT* SCENE WAS ALLOWED ON A CW SHOW? PHFPOWEJHRPOER. get it.
- my thoughts are everywhere. um. damon/elena okay we should talk more about this damned triangle. ALL I WANT IN LIFE ARE THREESOMES. because i kind of love damon/elena still even though i am RIDIC happy that we are going to get crazy mean damon again, although i'm hoping it's not crazy mean damon in the angsty way that s2 was? UGH damon feels, i never know what i want from him. i still ship him and elena in a way that i don't actually want it on the show. if that makes sense. i love it in fic, but i just can't see it ever happening long term or properly on the show because they have so many issues. i will ship it anyway.
- on that note i can't see stefan/elena happening again for a while either. that porch scene (WHY DO ALL ELENA'S ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENTS TAKE PLACE ON HER PORCH) was awesome and my god stefan just stop whining and kiss her or something idk but at the same time their relationship has been pretty royally fucked, and idk how it would ever work now. STILL SHIP IT.
- LOLING FOREVER AT HOW EAGER FINN IS TO OFF HIMSELF? idk it just doesn't make any sense to me. i mean obviously this is some big thing about how he's an ~abomination and he hates being a vampire or whatever blah blah but i honestly wasn't expecting him to just be like WELP HERE'S MY BLOOD MUM PLEASE KILL US ALL NOW.
- on that note kol and finn are boring me a bit. they are mighty attractive and therefore acceptable as originals and maybe i just haven't had time to get attached to them yet, but they are not nearly as fun as elijah/klaus/rebekah. tho kol might be? in time? WE'LL SEE.
- matt doesn't have health insurance. matt doesn't have health insurance. DEAR MATT, YOU LIVE IN MYSTIC FALLS. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU NEED. but alternatively you also have like a million vampire friends in town why not just ask one of them to heal you up quicksmart idk? it seems weird to me for any of these characters to have injuries anymore when suddenly everyone is bffs with all the vampires.
- remember s1 where nobody liked vampires? LOLOLOLOLOL how times have changed. now they outnumber mystic falls residents.
- i realised after this ep ended that i enjoyed it so much more because there was no bonnie. i kind of laughed that she didn't get invited to the ball when MATT DONOVAN did but there you go. was kat busy this week or do even the originals know how much bonnie is the worst?
- CAN WE HAVE KATHERINE YET.