Jul 23, 2005 20:50
Europe is not fun when:
~You are hung over most of the day
~Your parents want to know what you are doing at every moment
~You get blisters on your feet
~Smelly people sit really, really close to you
~Drunk old men try to touch your boobs
~Bomb threats are made at the airport while you are waiting in line to check your luggage
~Your plane breaks down
~You spend a whole day in an airport trying to figure out how the hell to get home
~Bomb threats are made on a bridge that you need to cross to get back to the airport to get the fuck out of France before it explodes.
Europe is fun when:
~You are drunk most of the day/night
~You meet hot navy boys who want to buy you drinks
~Boys who have girlfriends want your number and contact info
~You get wine poured all over you because you have on clean clothes
~You go to Amsterdam
~You sleep in train stations
~You go to amazing beaches
~You buy new clothes
~You get like 4 or 5 hours of sleep every few days
Crazy stuff...Greece was still the best, (Italy was amazing too!) but this was fun for a "family vacation"
PS--Be careful where you sit and walk when wearing a skirt. Also, don't try to go hiking in a skirt or climb big steps.