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Mar 22, 2008 21:51

My family is going to grow up to be a bunch of vagrants. We are going to ride the few remaining freight trains across the country. The only way we are going to be able to eat without stealing (hopping the trains will be illegal and dangerous enough) is by using our skills that the economy has decided aren't useful anymore. I will take family portraits for downcountry folk, My parents will offer spiritual counsel, mater also helping the computer-illiterate understand them dumbfounded number boxes, while pater helps them understand various town ordinances and how to get their money back for the mule they bought that died a week later because the cretin who sold it to them failed to mention it's collick. My sister will offer them psychological counsel and enough rabble rousing to keep them on their toes while we all help out around the house, and wherever we may be needed.

I need to remember to contact CSX for sponsorship.
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